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Syntax
Format
Description
Example
Meaning
+
Ingredient separator
Sauce + Cheese
Sauce and cheese pizza
( ) + ( )
Groups ingredients on each half of a pizza
(Sauce) + (Cheese)
Half sauce, half cheese pizza
[ ]
Groups ingredients on each pizza if there is more than one pizza
[Sauce] [Cheese]
One sauce pizza and one cheese pizza
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Recipes are organized according to the order of the ingredients listed above, with the final ingredient being the section the recipe is listed under (e.g., a cheese pizza with Eggplant, Garlic, and Pepperoni will be listed under "Garlic"). However, there are some exceptions:
Recipes that use Wheat Dough will be listed under "Wheat Dough," regardless of the toppings used.
Variable recipes (where ingredients change as new toppings are added to the game) and named recipes (e.g., Vegetarian) will be listed under the "Variable recipe" and "Named recipe" sections, respectively, with the former taking precedence.
Gameplay tips
Unless stated otherwise in the recipes, always use white dough.
Unless the customer asks for a specific slice amount, always cut a pizza into 6 slices.
The perfect topping amount for pizzas is 18.
Make sure to spread out sauce and cheese evenly.
Unless the customer asks for no sauce, always add sauce to the pizza.
Make sure to spread out your toppings.
For half and half pizzas put the topping only on one side of the pizza.
Put a cooked pizza back into the oven to make it well done.
Asking a customer "What?" will lower their patience.
Be kind to those down on their luck. You can afford to spare a few bucks.
Fixed recipes
Plain Dough
None
“I need a pizza with nothing on it.”
“Yeah, just crust.”
“One flatbread pizza please.”
“Nothing on it.”
(Tomato Sauce) + (Pesto Sauce)
“I don't want a plain flatbread. It has to have red and green sauce. But the sauces can't mix together!”
“A half pesto and half tomato sauce flatbread!”
Wheat Dough
Wheat Dough
“Hit me with some fiber, champ.”
“Just wheat bread.”
Wheat Dough + Sauce
“I'm here for the wheat sauce, boss.”
“Wheat and sauce, boss.”
Wheat Dough + Cheese
“Cheesey wheat bread.”
“Just cheese on wheat.”
“Wheat and cheese if you please.”
“Please, wheat and cheese.”
Wheat Dough + Sauce + Cheese
“I'd like a tuna casserole. No? Well, how about a cheese pizza on wheat?”
“Cheese and sauce on wheat dough, please.”
“I’m on a wheat diet.”
“Wheat pizza, please!”
Wheat Dough + Sauce + Cheese + Mushroom
“Woo! I'm so ready for today's game! The only thing missing is a mushroom pizza on wheat.”
“I can't focus on the game without pizza! But I'd like mine on wheat dough with sauce, cheese, and mushrooms.”
“I want a mushion pizza, brown dough. Cheese on the mush side, sauce on the onion side.”
“A half mushroom and cheese-half onion and sauce pizza on wheat dough, please.”
Wheat Dough + (Sausage) + (Onion)
“I'm sick of society's constraints, man! I want something wild! Gimme a ... wheat pizza... with no sauce, and no cheese, with just onion on one side and sausage on the other! Woo yeah!”
“Quit harshin' my chill, man. Half onion, half sausage on wheat. Nothing else. Jeez.”
Wheat Dough + Anchovy
“I'd like one field of anchovy.”
“Anchovies on wheat. Nothing more.”
Wheat Dough + Sauce + Cheese + (Ham)
“Half ham and cheese on wheat.”
“The other half is just cheese.”
Wheat Dough + Corn
“Hey, can you make me some whole grain cornbread? I've just been craving some lately.”
“I just want corn on wheat dough, if possible. Sorry, is that weird?”
“ALL grain, NO pain! For real, this time.”
“Just corn on a wheat dough flatbread, please.”
Wheat Dough + Sauce + Cheese + Basil
“I'd like a pizza to help lower my risk of heart disease, type 2 diabetes, obesity, and some forms of cancer... with basil.”
“Whole wheat was what I was going for... with basil.”
Wheat Dough + Sauce + Cheese + Corn
“I may be going against the grain here, but give me a corn pizza on wheat dough!”
“I take the rumors I heard about this place with grain of salt. So give me a pizza with grains.”
“Well, let's start with whole wheat dough. Then make it a cheese pizza with corn.”
[Wheat Dough + Sauce + Cheese + Corn] x3
“Three pizzas, and I want you to make it grain up in here!”
“That would be three cheese pizzas with wheat dough and corn kernels.”
Wheat Dough + Onion + Basil
“Whole grain and onion with basil.”
“Onion and basil on whole wheat. No cheese or sauce.”
Wheat Dough + Sauce + Cheese + Onion + Basil
“Herb and onion on wheat.”
“Herb? Oh. Basil.”
Wheat Dough + Sauce + Cheese + Bacon + Basil
“Bake me bacon and basil on whole wheat.”
“I want you to top a pizza on whole wheat dough with bacon and basil. Then, bake it in an oven.”
Wheat Dough + Garlic
“Hey, do you guys do whole wheat garlic bread? I just want some of that, thanks!”
“I'm sure you could just put garlic cloves on some wheat dough, couldn't you?”
[Wheat Dough + Sauce + Cheese + Corn + Garlic] x3
“I'll take three pies with grains and garlic.”
“Wheat dough, sauce, cheese, corn, and garlic. Triple the order!”
Wheat Dough + Sauce + Cheese + Chicken + Jalapeno
“Make me a chicken pizza on crispy wheat dough! Add slices of jalapeno, too. I'll need a lot of energy for today!”
“Chicken and jalapeno on wheat dough, sauce, and cheese always energize me! Double-baked! WOO!” (Run the pizza through the oven twice.)
Wheat Dough + Sauce + Cheese + Mushroom + Truffle
“Fungus pizza. Wheat dough.”
“Cheese, sauce and fungi on wheat dough. No meat. No fruit. No veggie. No seafood.”
“One bacon pizza and one ham pizza. Add basil and all the fungi you have to both of them, please. Also, put the ham pizza on wheat dough.”
“I think ham is softer than bacon so that wheat dough really helps to bring the chewy-ness.”
“Cheese, mushrooms, bacon, basil, truffles, and sauce for one, and cheese, mushrooms, ham, basil, truffles, and sauce for the other. That's it.”
Wheat Dough + Sauce + Cheese + Fig
“They say the Greek philosopher Chrysippus died from laughter when he saw a donkey eating his figs. Hopefully, a fig pizza on wheat won't do the same to me!”
“Just figs, sauce, and cheese, please. On wheat dough.”
“Indonesia has a duck dish called bebek goreng. Prepare my pizza extra crispy like that! With garlic and basil on wheat.”
“I'm craving bebek goreng, so add duck, garlic, and basil to my pie. All on wheat dough with a dark crust.”
Cheese
Cheese
“A sauceless cheese for me.”
“I mean a cheese pizza, without any sauce.”
“Cheese pizza, minus the sauce.”
“Minus is subtraction. Don't put sauce.”
“What's the best food to eat while watching the game? Chips and dip! Or better yet, cheese on a crispy flatbread!”
“I love eating melty cheese on dough when I'm watching the game. Dark crust, please!” (Run the pizza through the oven twice.)
(Cheese) + (None)
“I'd like half cheese bread and the other half just bread.”
“No sauce. Half cheese. Nothing else.”
Sauce + Cheese
“Hello. I would not like a pepperoni pizza.”
“I want a cheese.”
“Can I get a pepperoni, without any pepperoni.”
“Just cheese and sauce on that.”
“One pizza as beautiful as the morning sunrise.”
“A cheese pizza. You know like the sun? Not very poetic, are ya?”
“One cheese. Plain and simple.”
“One cheese. Plain and simple.”
“I need a pizza, but don't bother putting any of those fancy toppings on. Just sauce and cheese.”
“Just sauce and cheese.”
“Just cheese.”
“One plain pizza please.”
“Pizza. Plain. Cheese and sauce is presumed.”
“I've got a ton of mice to get rid of. One cheese pizza, please.”
“Forcing them out won't work, so hoping the bribe does better.”
“One cheese pizza. Don't forget the sauce. I've had people forget the sauce.”
“Seriously. That sauce. I need it with my cheese.”
“Sauce. Cheese. Go.”
“Sauce! Cheese! Go!!!”
“Do you wanna hear a joke about pizza?”
“Naw, it's too cheesy. Haha! I'll have a cheese.”
“I'm here for a pizza.”
“Oh, sorry. Just a cheese pizza.”
“Cheese please!”
“Please cheese!”
“Going to cheese town hard tonight.”
“Cheese pizza for one!”
“My sister is a vegetarian, but she doesn't actually like vegetables or fruit. She likes mushrooms and some other fungi though... but not on pizza.”
“My sister wants a pizza without meat, fruit, vegetables, or mushrooms.”
“Cheese.”
“Just a cheese pizza.”
“Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese.”
“Cheese?”
“Yes, hello. Cheese pizza.”
“Cheese pizza.”
“Hi can I have a pizza please?”
“Just a cheese pizza.”
“I need to do my pre-game ritual and that includes eating a cheese pizza!”
“I'll probably eat more at my friend's game-watching party, but for now I'll take dough, sauce, and cheese.”
“Legend says there is a pizza... "One Pizza to rule them all, One Pizza to serve them, One Pizza to bring them all and in its cheesiness feed them."”
“I am joining a fellowship, Ovenist. I need a pizza comprised of dough, sauce, and cheese.”
[Sauce + Cheese] x2
“One half cheese and the other half pepperoni. Make both halves cheese. And make it twice.”
“Two cheese pizzas. I don't know what I was thinking before.”
“Two cheese pizzas, please.”
“Cheese pizza... two...”
Tomato Sauce + Cheese
“You guys have pesto pizza now? Weird... I'd like my cheese pizza with ACTUAL pizza sauce.”
“As in, tomato sauce. You know, the REAL pizza sauce?”
“I want a pizza s'more! With melty red chocolate and cheesy marshmallow! Make it toasty!”
“The dough is the graham cracker, the tomato sauce is the chocolate, and the cheese is the marshmallow! Double-baked!”
“Just make a pizza with tomato sauce and cheese. Well done.” (Run the pizza through the oven twice.)
Pesto Sauce + Cheese
“Gimme that cheese with pesto, please!”
“Oh, sorry. One cheese pizza, but with pesto sauce instead of tomato sauce!”
“Hey, I heard you have pesto sauce now. Can I get some on a cheese pizza?”
“Just cheese and pesto. I'm still not sure if I'll like it with anything else...”
“Normally, I wouldn't think to put pesto on a cheese pizza. But that guy in the green shirt was very convincing!”
“Time to try something new! I'll have a cheese pizza with pesto sauce!”
[Pesto Sauce + Cheese] x3
“Pesto's the besto! Three pesto pies with cheese, please!”
“I can't get enough of that tasty green sauce! I want 3 pizzas with pesto and cheese!”
(Sauce) + Cheese
“I'd like a cheese pizza with half no sauce.”
“My pizza? Don't put sauce of half of it.”
(Tomato Sauce) + (Pesto Sauce) + Cheese
“I love pesto and red sauce, but I'm only hungry for one pizza... Do I really have to choose one or the other?”
“Oh, you can make put each sauce on one side? Okay! One cheese pizza, half pesto and half tomato!”
[(Tomato Sauce) + (Pesto Sauce) + Cheese] x2
“Two cheese pizzas, please. And can you make them both half pesto, half tomato sauce?”
“Huh? Why don't I just order two pizzas with one sauce each? Because that wouldn't look as cool!”
[(Sauce) + (Cheese)] x2
“I'd like half cheese bread and half sauce bread. Make that a double.”
“Two half sauce and half cheese.”
[Sauce + Cheese] [None]
“I'd like a cheese pizza and a side of bread.”
“One cheese pizza, and one pizza with nothing on it.”
Pepperoni
Pepperoni
“Um... can I get a pepperoni pizza with no cheese or sauce?”
“I mean don’t put cheese or sauce on it.”
Sauce + Pepperoni
“I need a pepperoni without cheese.”
“My body can't digest dairy well, thanks for bringing it up.”
“Pep no chizzy.”
“Pepperoni no cheese...”
“I'd like a pepperoni, dairy free.”
“Don't put cheese on my pepperoni.”
“Hey there! I have a favor to ask of you. I wanted to order a pepperoni pizza, but I don't want any cheese on it.”
“Oh. I mean I need one pepperoni without any of the cheese.”
“Can I please get a pepperoni with no cheese?”
“No cheese on that pep, please.”
Sauce + (Pepperoni)
“I'd like a pizza with just sauce! Actually put pep on one side!”
“No cheese! But half pepperoni!”
Cheese + Pepperoni
“Hello. Can I get a pepperoni pizza, but without any sauce on it.”
“Just pep, cheese, and crust.”
“Pepperoni and cheese.”
“I can't get any more clear than that. Pepperoni and cheese.”
“Pepperoni with no sauce.”
“I can't get any more clear than that. Pepperoni and cheese. Sauce? No.”
Cheese + (Pepperoni)
“Hi... I'd like a half pepperoni and half cheese, but... can you not put sauce on any of it...”
“I... I'd like half pep, and I'd like half cheese... I... just don't like the sauce.”
Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni
“Hello! Can I get a pepperoni.”
“Meat, cheese, sauce, and crust.”
“Hi! How are you doing? Let's see. Hmmm. I'll take... Alright let's get one pepperoni pizza. Thank you!”
“I guess you didn't hear me. Alright. I said that I would like to buy a single pepperoni pizza.”
“Can I just get a pepperoni, please?”
“Are you kidding? It's pepperoni. I'd like a pizza with some soft, slightly smoked, bright red slices of cured pork and beef.”
“My brother hates pepperoni. I'll take a pepperoni.”
“Yeah, it's terrible. I'm cool with it.”
“Pepperoni.”
“...Pepperoni.”
“Macaroni pizza.”
“Hahah! Oops. I meant pepperoni.”
“Za.”
“As in pizza? Pepperoni pizza.”
“I'd like to buy a pepperoni pizza.”
“I'd... like... to... buy... a pepperoni pizza?”
“During the ZA Facts segment on PNN, Oliver said the largest pizza ever recorded was 14,000 square feet! Do you remember what topping was on it? That's what I want.”
“I don't want a 14,000-square-foot pizza, but I do want a pizza with pepperoni! I wonder how many pepperonis they used to cover that enormous pizza, ha!”
Tomato Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni
“I heard you got pesto, but nothing beats a classic! One pepperoni pizza, with tomato sauce.”
“Well, now that you got two sauces for pizza, I wanna make sure you're using the red stuff on mine. And cheese and pepperoni, of course!”
Pesto + Cheese + Pepperoni
“Now that you have pesto, I can finally get a REAL Italian pizza: green pesto, white mozzarella, and red pepperonis!”
“Green, white, red... ALL Italian!”
Cheese + Pepperoni + (Sauce)
“Hey, how's it going? I need a pepperoni, half no sauce.”
“Just a pep, with sauce missing from one side.”
Sauce + Pepperoni + (Cheese)
“Is it possible to have no cheese on half of my pepperoni?”
“I'm saying leave cheese off half of the pizza.”
Sauce + Cheese + (Pepperoni)
“Hey... um... I'd like a pepperoni... well half pep... the other cheese.”
“Sorry... half pep half cheese...”
“Hey. I need a pepperoni but put no pepperoni on one side.”
“I just want a half pep and half cheese, dude.”
“Hello. I need half cheese half salami.”
“Oh. I mean pepperoni. Half cheese, half pepperoni.”
“Half Pee half Chee!”
“Half pepperoni, and half cheese.”
“Hey... cheese... half pep...”
“Um... half cheese... half pep...”
“Can I get a pizza that is half pepperoni and half cheese?”
“I want pepperoni on half of the pizza, and just cheese on the other half.”
Sauce + (Cheese) + (Pepperoni)
“Alright, so, for my pizza I need half of it with cheese and the other half with pepperonis and no cheese.”
“Are you really going to make me repeat that? One half is just sauce and cheese, and the other half is just sauce and pepperoni.”
Sauce + (Cheese + Pepperoni)
“I need a pizza that is half pepperoni and the other half just sauce.”
“Yeah... no cheese or pep on one half. My dad likes it that way for some reason.”
(Sauce + Pepperoni) + (Cheese)
“Everyone gets my order wrong. I just need half pep no cheese, and half cheese no sauce.”
“Geez man... Half pep no cheese. Half cheese no sauce.”
“The final game of the season is here! I want to celebrate with a couple of pepperoni pizzas! Green sauce on one of them.”
“One pizza with pesto, cheese, and pep. The other with tomato sauce, cheese, and pep. WOO!”
[Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni] x3
“One Two Three! Pepperoni!”
“Three pepperoni pizzas.”
“Your pizza has changed my life, buddy! I dedicated myself to training bears. I need three pepperoni pizzas for my bears.”
“Three pepperoni pizzas, buddy.”
“I'm having a huge get-together to watch the game today. I need three pepperoni pizzas!”
“Put sauce, cheese, and pepperoni on dough. Then repeat the process two more times!”
[Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni] [Sauce + Pepperoni]
“I need two pepperoni pizzas, but one without cheese!”
“One pepperoni. One pepperoni with no cheese on it.”
[Sauce + Cheese + (Pepperoni)] x2
“I need two half pep and half cheese pizzas.”
“I don’t want a pep and a cheese. I need two half and halfs.”
Sausage
Cheese + Sausage
“I'd like a sauceless sausage, haha!”
“Sausage, but no sauce! Ha!”
“Serve me up some sauceless sausage.”
“Sausage pizza with no sauce.”
Sauce + Cheese + Sausage
“Hi. Saus.”
“Yes.”
“Sausage Pizza. Sausage. Cheese is cool too.”
“A sausage pizza with cheese.”
“Pepperoni is great, but Sausage is better!”
“Sausage pizza!”
“Sausage.”
“A sausage pizza.”
“Hm. I don't see calzones on your menu. *sigh* Gimme a sausage cheese pizza cut in half. I'll fold it over myself.”
“Are calzones pizza? Or are they a sandwich? Who knows?! But I like my dough with sauce, cheese, and sausage. Two slices.” (Cut the pizza into two slices.)
[Sauce + Cheese + Sausage] x2
“I'm going to need a cheese pizza with sausage, and a sausage pizza with cheese.”
“Cheese and sausage on both!”
“Two pizzas. Both sausage.”
“Two sausage pizzas.”
Sauce + (Pepperoni) + (Sausage)
“I'd like you to make a half pepperoni and half sausage, but all with no cheese.”
“Half pep, half saus, all with no cheese.”
Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni + Sausage
“There once was a human who ordered a pepperoni and sausage. That human is me.”
“Trying to order a pep and sausage here.”
“One pepperoni and sausage.”
“One pepperoni and sausage.”
“Hey pal. Pizza of the day is pep and sausage.”
“Pepperoni and sausage.”
“Do you have sausage toppings?”
“Great! I'll have a pep and sausage.”
“Ready for this? I wanted a pepperoni and sausage.”
“I prepped you my order! Pepperoni and sausage.”
“Hello! I'd like a pepperoni, but if you have sausage too, that would be even better.”
“If possible, I’d like a pepperoni and sausage.”
“One sausage provoloni.”
“Sausage and provoloni. Er... pepperoni.”
“I need a pizza with pepperoni on it, but also with sausage on it.”
“The pizza will have pepperoni and sausage!”
“Oh wow, my very fisrt PizzaCon pizza! How about pepperoni and sausage??”
“I heard that people here love pepperoni and sausage. I wanna see what it's all about!”
[Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni + Sausage] x2
“I need one pizza with pepperoni, cheese, and sausage, and another pizza with pepperoni, cheese, and sausage.”
“I need one pizza with pepperoni, cheese, and sausage, and another pizza with pepperoni, cheese, and sausage.”
Sauce + Cheese + (Pepperoni) + (Sausage)
“Can I please get half pepperoni and half sausage.”
“Two toppings too complicated for you? Half pepperoni. Half sausage.”
(Sauce + Sausage) + (Cheese + Pepperoni)
“I'm sorry to be complicated but I need half sausage no cheese, and half pepperoni no sauce.”
“I want a pesto pizza with pepperoni and sausage. And I want another with olives and onions on one side, mushrooms on the other.”
“Sorry, it's a long order... Two pesto pizzas, one with pepperoni and sausage. The other should have two halves: one side mushroom, the other onions and olives.”
“I need 2 pizzas for a party. 4 of my friends want olive and the other 4 want saus and onion. Each group gets a pizza. Cut each one twice.”
“One pizza with olive and the other with sausage and onion. All on dough, sauce, and cheese. Cut both into four slices.” (Cut each pizza into four slices.)
Bell Pepper
Cheese + Bell Pepper
“Could I just get bell peppers with no sauce.”
“Bell peppers with no sauce.”
Sauce + Cheese + Bell Pepper
“Bell peppers and sausage, but without the sausage!”
“I'm a dummy. Just bell peppers.”
“Ding-dong!”
“Bell peppers? Get it?”
“I'd just like some B.P for M.E.”
“Bell peppers for me.”
Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni + Bell Pepper
“Ya know, if you think about it, cheese is pretty gross. It's basically made from spoiled milk! So why does it taste so good when baked with pepperoni and bell pepper?!”
“I'll never understand the mysteries of pizza, but that's why you're the Ovenist and not me! One pep and bell pepper pizza, please.”
Sauce + Cheese + Sausage + Onion + Bell Pepper
“I saw a pizza commercial while watching the big game. I gotta get one with onion, bell pepper, and sausage!”
“The commercials are always my favorite part. Add onion, bell pepper, and sausage on a cheese pizza to satisfy my craving!”
Sauce + Cheese + Onion + Bell Pepper
“Gimme a pepper and onion pie, fam.”
“Pepper and onion on pizza.”
Sauce + Cheese + (Mushroom) + (Pepperoni + Bell Pepper)
“Half pepperoni and bell, half mushrooms that smell!”
“Bell peppers and pepperoni on one side. Mushrooms on the other side. The smelly side.”
“One half-and-half pizza. Pepperoni and bell pepper can't be on the same side, neither can Onion and olive. Oh, bell pepper and onion on different sides, too.”
“Yeah, that was a pretty confusing way to order. Sorry! One cheese pizza with pepperoni and onion on one side, bell pepper and olive on the other.”
“A family of 4 wants a pepperoni pizza. They'll eat 2 slices each. But 2 of them want mushrooms and the other 2 want pineapple. What should they order? Put the answer on a pizza.”
“If my Ovenist skills are correct, you should make a cheese pizza with pepperoni. Put mushrooms on half of it and pineapple on the other half. Cut it into 8 slices.” (Cut the pizza into eight slices.)
Sauce + Cheese + Olive + Pineapple
“I'll take a salty-sweet pineapple and olive pie, please.”
“Pineapple and olive on a pizza.”
Sauce + Cheese + Bell Pepper + Pineapple
“I'd like a pineapple and bell pepper pizza, please.”
“Pineapple and bell pepper, please!”
Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni + Bell Pepper + Pineapple
“Three P pizza, please.”
“Pepperoni, Pepper, and Pineapple pizza, please.”
Anchovy
Anchovy
“I’m trying to train this seal, I just want anchovies on dough.”
“Honestly, there's a seal outside.”
Sauce + Cheese + Anchovy
“Gimme something fishy!”
“I was hoping for spicy tuna, but anchovies will do.”
“Darling it's better. Down where it's wetter. Bake it for me.”
“I've got a little mermaid at home in need of an anchovy pizza.”
[Sauce + Cheese + Anchovy] x3
“Here fishy-fishy-fishy.”
“Three anchovy pies.”
Tomato Sauce + Cheese + Anchovy
“I dunno... All this pesto business is a little fishy. I'll take my anchovies with pizza sauce, instead.”
“It's not worth the risk to try something new... One anchovy pizza, with tomato sauce please.”
Pesto Sauce + Cheese + Anchovy
“If pesto sauce can make anchovies taste good on pizza... It can make ANYTHING taste good on pizza!”
“Let's give it a try: one anchovy pizza, with pesto sauce please!”
Sauce + Cheese + Onion + Anchovy
“I need an onion and anchovy pizza to make this date memorable.”
“My date's favorite za is a Stinky Pete.”
“I need an onion and anchovy pizza to ruin this date.”
Tomato Sauce + Cheese + (Olive) + (Anchovy)
“I'm sharing a pizza with my cat.”
“I'd like half olive and half anchovies with regular red sauce.”
Cheese + Pineapple + Anchovy
“One pizza with a sprinkle of acidic sunshine, a wave of fish, and a dark sandy flatbread, please!”
“Pineapple and fish on a cheese pizza! Don't add sauce, but bake it twice!” (Run the pizza through the oven twice.)
Pesto Sauce + Cheese + Pineapple + Anchovy
“You know what? I'm gonna try something new: one pizza, with pesto, anchovies, and pineapple!”
“It might sound gross, but you never know until you try it! So, gimme a pizza with cheese, pesto, fish and pineapple.”
Sauce + Cheese + Mushroom + Pineapple + Anchovy
“Mushroom, anchovies, and pineapple is an odd combination.”
“Imma try it.”
“I need a pizza with sauce, cheese, mushrooms, pineapple, and anchovies.”
Ham
Sauce + Cheese + Ham
“I don't mean to be presumptive, but can I get a pizza with Canadian bacon?”
“Oh, ham is fine.”
“Oink! Oink! I'll take ham!”
“Ham, please!”
“I have to write an essay on Hamlet, so I'm here to do research.”
“Isn't that a play about ham?”
“I'll take a ham sammy.”
“Oh, you serve pizza? I'll take a ham pizza.”
“Gimme them meat squares.”
“I want that ham, fam.”
Pesto Sauce + Cheese + Ham
“Pizza... Pesto... Ham... Please...”
“So hungry... Energy low... Pesto... Ham... Cheese...”
“ONE HAM AND PESTO PIZZA, PLEASE!”
“Whoops, sorry! I was blasting some music in my earpods. Can I get a pesto pizza with cheese and ham on it?”
“I want a pizza that is half bacon and sausage and half pepperoni and ham, but be sure to put the ham and bacon on one side and the pepperoni and sausage on the other.”
“I want one half ham and bacon, and one half pepperoni and sausage.”
“I want a Classic Meat, I want a Meat Lovers, and I want a...Green Dream!”
“3 cheese pizzas! The first with pep and sausages. The second with pep, sausage, bacon, and ham. The third with bell pepper and basil.”
Sauce + Cheese + (Pineapple) + (Basil)
“I'm going kite-flying with my friend! I don't really like pineapple on pizza, but he does. Halve it with basil on my side.”
“Basil and pineapple on separate sides of a cheese pizza.”
“Half cheese, basil, and sauce and half cheese, pineapple, and sauce. That's it.”
Eggplant
Sauce + Cheese + Eggplant
“I'm eggcited to try this new ingredient I've been hearing about!”
“I'm sorry, are you the place that puts eggplants on pizza?”
“Make me a pizza that I'll think is eggcellent!”
“Sorry, bad pun there. A cheese pizza with eggplant will do.”
“I've heard of putting cheese and marinara on eggplant to make it tasty, but not the other way round.”
“I suppose it's worth a try. I'll take a cheese pizza with eggplant!”
“I initially thought this large fruit was a vegetable, but it's actually considered a berry! Do you know what it is? Put your guess on a cheese pizza.”
“Fine, I'll tell you. It's an eggplant! One pizza with this tasty berry, please!”
[Sauce + Cheese + Eggplant] x2
“Can I get two pizzas with the... large purple tomato things?”
“Oh, it had a weird name. What was it... EGGPLANT! Two cheese pizzas with eggplant!”
Pesto Sauce + Cheese + Eggplant
“I know pesto and cheese go great together... But would they taste good with eggplant?”
“I guess we'll find out. One pizza with pesto sauce, cheese, and eggplant!”
“GO, TEAM!! Ahem--sorry. I'm practicing for today's game. One pesto pizza with eggplant, please!”
“If my team loses, I'm gonna need some comfort food. A cheese pizza with pesto sauce and eggplant always helps me feel better!”
Sauce + Cheese + Bacon + Eggplant
“I'm feeling breakfast! But I can't decide between pizza, or bacon and eggs...”
“Bacon and eggs... or maybe a veggie to go with the bacon? Can we meet somewhere in the middle?”
Sauce + Cheese + Sausage + Bacon + Eggplant
“I love some bacon, sausage, and eggs in the morning! But I can do with a healthy alternative for the eggs.”
“Definitely keep the meat, but how about putting some eggplant on there too?”
[Sauce + Cheese + Bacon + Eggplant] x2
“Can I get two carbonara pizzas, with eggplant instead of eggs?”
“Bacon on a cheese pizza. Usually you put an egg on it too, but eggplant will do.”
Sauce + Cheese + Anchovy + Eggplant
“Did you know that 98% of known fish species lay eggs?”
“Sorry, random factoid. I'd like an anchovy and eggplant pizza.”
“I want a pizza covered with fruit. Including the fruit of the sea!”
“That's a cheese pizza with fruit, like olives, peppers and pineapple. And shrimp, the sea's fruit!”
Corn
Sauce + Cheese + Corn
“This might be corny to ask, but can I get a corn pizza please?”
“Aw, don't have a cob on... I just want some corn on my pizza.”
“You have corn, as a pizza topping?! That's so weird! But then again...”
“I suppose I've seen worse. Okay, let's give it a shot.”
“I've tried corn in soup, corn in bread, corn on the cob... but corn on pizza?”
“Just put corn on my cheese pizza, and let me be the judge.”
“I'll have a unicorn, please!”
“That's one cheese pizza, but with corn on it!”
“When I went to Japan last year, I had a pizza with corn in it. Glad to see you have it, too!”
“There aren't many pizza places that server corn pizza. This is my chance!”
“Hey, is it weird to ask for corn on pizza? I'm just really curious about it.”
“No, you know what? It's not weird. I'm excited to try corn on my pizza!”
Pesto Sauce + Cheese + Corn
“If I could get corn pizza with pesto sauce, that would be ah-maize-ing!”
“... Sorry, one pizza with pesto and corn please.”
(Tomato Sauce) + (Pesto Sauce) + Cheese + Corn
“Would corn taste better with tomatoes or pesto? I don't wanna get two pizzas to find out...”
“Hey, why don't you make a corn pizza with a pesto half and a red sauce half? Then I can have my answer!”
Sauce + Cheese + (Pineapple) + (Corn)
“Forget the haters, pineapple and corn belong on pizza! But maybe not at the same time...”
“I want both pineapple and corn. Is there a way they can be on the same pizza, but separate?”
[Sauce + Cheese + Bacon + Corn] x2
“I want two pizzas with corn and bacon. Crispy like bacon, too! Oh, and make them well done.”
“The corn's sweetness pairs so well with the savory bacon. And the crunch when it's baked twice is so satisfying! Make them well done.” (Run both pizzas through the oven twice.)
Pesto Sauce + Cheese + (Ham) + (Corn)
“The guy in the green shirt said ham and corn taste good with pesto. But it would be weird to mix those two together!”
“How about... a pizza with pesto sauce, with ham on one side and corn on the other?”
Chicken
Cheese + Chicken
“I always complement chicken breast with cheesy flatbread. Why didn't I ever think to combine the two?”
“Such a good combination. Chicken and cheese, together on a bread.”
Sauce + Cheese + Chicken
“Winner winner, chicken dinner!”
“I won a couple rounds in my game. Now I'm treating myself to a chicken pizza!”
“Chicken parmigiana is great, but mozzarella is also perfectly acceptable.”
“Give me chicken with cheese and sauce, Then, put it on some pizza dough.”
“If I ordered a chicken pizza, there aren't any bones in it... right?”
“No? Good, okay. Then a cheese pizza with chicken, please.”
[Sauce + Cheese + Chicken] x3
“I'm loco for the pollo! Three pizzas de pollo, por favor!”
“One pizza with mushroom, pineapple, corn, and sliced tomato. Keep the acidic toppings to one side.”
“Sliced tomato and pineapple have pH levels below 5. Put them on one half of a cheese pizza. Mushroom and corn on both sides!”
Sauce + Cheese + Anchovy + Shrimp + Sliced Tomato
“Gimme a bonfire-smoked pie packed with a wave of toppings-seafood medley, sliced tomato, sauce, and cheese, pronto!” (Run the pizza through the oven twice.)
“Seafood toppings with sliced tomato on a cheese pizza! Run it through the fire twice.”
Sauce + Cheese + (Chicken) + (Sliced Tomato)
“I love chicken, but my friend doesn't. She'd prefer sliced tomatoes. Can we just cut a line in the pizza and have the toppings we want on each half?” (Cut the pizza in two slices.)
“Half of the pizza should have chicken, and the other half should have sliced tomatoes. Sauce and cheese all over. Two slices only.”
Chicken + (Pesto Sauce) + (Sliced Tomato)
“Can I have a flatbread with pesto on one side? Put sliced tomatoes and chicken on it, too. But don't let the sliced tomatoes touch the pesto sauce!”
“Make a flatbread with pesto sauce on half of it, sliced tomatoes on the other, and chicken on both sides!”
“Half of my friends think cheese pizza doesn't need any toppings, but the other half say a cheese pizza needs avocado. I guess I'm somewhere in the middle.”
“Half avocado, all cheese, all sauce.”
Sauce + Cheese + Avocado
“Have you heard the one about the sad avocado? It was pit-iful.”
“Avocado, sauce, and cheese, please!”
“No pain, no grain! Actually, I'll give you a break this time. Just give me avocado, cheese, and sauce.”
“Just like I said: Avocado, cheese, and sauce!”
“What's up with this soft green fruit I've been hearing all about? It's the hottest thing since sliced 'za!”
“You're right, I do want to try it! I'll take avocado, sauce, and cheese.”
Pesto Sauce + Cheese + Avocado
“What did the avocado say to the pesto?”
“I don't know, just put them on my pizza!”
“I'll take that soft green fruit with matching green sauce! Make it cheesy!”
“Avocado on pesto and cheese, please!”
Pesto Sauce + Cheese + Bell Pepper + Avocado
“Have you ever seen the movie Za Wars? I heard the color of Luke Piewalker's bite-saber was inspired by a soft green fruit, a crunchy green fruit, and green sauce!”
“I guess I'd like a cheese pizza with pesto sauce, plus avocado and bell peppers.”
“Once upon a time there was an avocado. And this avocado loved a bell pepper. So the two got married on a pesto pizza and a mushroom performed the ceremony.”
“Avocado, bell pepper, and mushroom on cheese and pesto. It's like something out of a fairy tale.”
Sauce + Cheese + Pineapple + Avocado
“I want something tropical.”
“Oranges? Or kiwis? Or lemons? Or pineapples? Or avocados?”
Sauce + Cheese + Anchovy + Avocado
“Gimme something fishy and a green fruit that's squishy.”
“Anchovies, avocado, sauce, and cheese!”
Pesto Sauce + Cheese + Bacon + Corn + Avocado
“Pesto is the best! Avocado makes me feel like I won the lotto. I was born to eat corn. And if I'm not mistaken, all these ingredients taste great with bacon.”
“Sorry, I was listening to Pepperonye West in the car. Just give me avocado, corn, and bacon on a cheese pizza with pesto.”
Sauce + Cheese + Bacon + Chicken + Avocado
“I like my chicken tasty, my bacon crispy, and my avocados fresh.”
“Chicken, bacon, and avocado, please.”
Tomato Sauce + Cheese + Sliced Tomato + Avocado
“Tomatoes are red, avocados are green, put them on pizza that's gourmet cuisine!”
“Red tomato slices, red tomato sauce, and green avocados. Add cheese!”
“Four seagulls were bothering me for food earlier. I want to get them some pies! Two of them liked pep and sausage. The other two liked fig. Make two pies to satisfy them!”
“One a pep and sausage pizza. One fig pizza. Cut both of them in half!” (Cut each pizza into two slices.)
Sauce + Cheese + Sausage + (Fig)
“I want 18 sausages and 9 figs on a 6-slice pizza. Keep the figs on one side of the pizza.”
“There should be 18 sausages across all 6 slices of pie and 9 figs on half of the pie.”
Sauce + Cheese + Ham + Fig
“My mom used to pack me a ham sandwich with fig bars for lunch every day for school. They paired well together!”
“I'll take figs, ham, sauce, and cheese, if that's not too much trouble.”
“Have you ever tried a jalapeno chicken casserole with figs and tomatoes? Not even with cheese and red sauce? You're missing out!”
“Make my pizza like I make my favorite casserole, but make sure to add red sauce and cheese.”
Zucchini
Cheese + Zucchini
“Imagine there's no red sauce... It's easy if you try. Just cheese and zucchini... Below them only pie.”
“Sorry, I get carried away with my singing sometimes. I just want a cheese and zucchini flatbread.”
“I'm having a sleepover tonight! Gimme a cheesy flatbread with courgette.”
“Oh! Courgette is another word for zucchini. I don't want any sauce. Add it to yummy cheese on dough.”
Sauce + Cheese + Zucchini
“I just found out Doughio has a four-day festival dedicated to celebrating zucchinis. I'm booking my flight ASAP!”
“Zucchini, sauce, and cheese. That's all!”
Sauce + Cheese + Sausage + Zucchini
“What did the zucchini say to the sausage who stepped on him?”
“SQUASH! ... Ahem...just sauce, cheese, zucchini, and sausage, please.”
Sauce + Bell Pepper + Zucchini
“I've got a fever! And the only prescription is bell pepper! My pharmacist also told me to eat more zucchini with sauce, but to stay away from cheese.”
“My first pizza should have only cheese on the red sauce half and zucchini on the green sauce half. The other pizza should have green sauce and a smattering of bacon and jalapenos, but no cheese.”
“One pizza that is half pesto and zucchini, half red sauce and cheese. The other should have pesto, bacon, and jalapenos.”
“Gimme one Green Dream, one Stinky Pete, and one onion zucchini jalapeno pie. Pesto on all three!”
“Three pizzas with pesto and cheese. One of them should have onions, zucchini, and jalapeno. One of them should be a Green Dream. The other, a Stinky Pete.”
Artichoke
Sauce + Cheese + Artichoke
“My heart is aching for pizza! My artichoke heart that is.”
“Let's keep it simple. I just want artichoke hearts, sauce, and cheese.”
[Sauce + Cheese + Artichoke] x3
“Artichokes were once banned in Dough York for three days. because the mafia monopolized them. In honor of those three days, I'll take three artichoke pizzas!”
“Three pizzas with artichokes, sauce, and cheese, of course.”
Sauce + Cheese + Onion + Artichoke
“When I was a kid, my older sister told me artichokes were dragon eggs, and onions made people cry because they were fossilized dragon tears.”
“I think I still believe her. Use both of those ingredients with sauce and cheese, please!”
Sauce + Cheese + Anchovy + Artichoke
“I had a dream that a giant artichoke and a giant anchovy fought each other like King Kong and Godzilla. In the end, our city burnt to a crisp.”
“Sauce and cheese with artichoke hearts and anchovies! Make it extra crispy, please!” (Run the pizza through the oven twice.)
Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni + Anchovy + Artichoke
“Historians say that artichokes were first cultivated in 800 AD. But have they ever been combined with pepperoni and anchovies? Let's make history!”
“Artichoke hearts, pepperoni, and anchovies. Add sauce and cheese, please.”
“I want four-eighths of my pizza to have zucchini and artichoke. The other four-eighths should have pepperoni. Oh, and don't reduce the fraction.” (Cut the pizza into eight slices.)
“Cut my pizza into eight slices. Add zucchini and artichoke to half of it and pepperoni to the other!”
“I need three pizzas: one Green Dream on pesto, one Stinky Pete with artichoke hearts, and one Vegetarian.”
“One pizza should be a Green Dream with pesto sauce, one should have Stinky Pete toppings and artichoke hearts, and the last should be a proper Vegetarian pizza.”
Duck
Duck
“Peking duck is my favorite meal! I like it with steamed buns. Make me a crispy duck flatbread to emulate the delicious dish!”
“All I need is a flatbread with duck on top. Fire it up twice for extra crispiness!” (Run the pizza through the oven twice.)
[Sauce + Cheese + Duck] x2
“Duck! Double pizzas, double-baked!”
“Two pizzas with duck! Fire it up twice!” (Run the pizza through the oven twice.)
[Sauce + Cheese + Duck] x3
“Quack quack quack!”
“Get it? That was a duck sound! I basically said I need three duck pizzas.”
“I like my duck with tomato! But my friend doesn't like duck, so make them a pizza with the rest of the meats you have!”
“Two pizzas: one with duck and tomato for me, and the other with all the meats you have except duck for my friend!”
Sauce + Cheese + Fig + Duck
“I had the most delicious roast duck with a balsamic fig glaze when I went to France! I only wished it didn't have balsamic in it...and that it was on a pizza...”
“I think the dish would've tasted better with only duck and fig. With sauce and cheese instead of balsamic vinegar.”
Sauce + Cheese + Zucchini + Duck
“I love Cucurbita pepo. If I can't have it, I'll opt for Anas platyrhynchos. Good thing you have both!”
“The scientific name for zucchini is Cucurbita pepo and duck is Anas platyrhynchos! Put them on a pizza!”
Sauce + Cheese + Sliced Tomato + Zucchini + Duck
“I'm on a diet, but it's my cheat day and I want a duck pizza. Add some tomato and zucchini to make it a little healthier. Uncut.”
“I want duck, sliced tomato, and zucchini on my pizza! Don't cut it.”
Sauce + Cheese + Artichoke + Duck
“I don't want my friends to know I'm here, but make me an artichoke pizza swimming with duck. Sliced twice.”
“All my friends hate artichoke! I love it. Just give me some with duck. Cut it into four slices.” (Cut the pizza into four slices.)
“” (Currently for ZaZoom only. No customer dialect for this order as of yet.)
Classic Meat
Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni + Sausage
“Feels like an all meat pizza kind of day. Not the fancy meats though.”
“Just sausage and pepperoni. The classic meats.”
“Can I have a Classic Meat cut in half?” (Cut the pizza in two slices.)
“It's pepperoni and sausage on a cheese pizza cut into two big slices!”
“I'll fly a pizza kite up to the highest height! Make it a Classic. I want more than two slices, but make them as big as you can!”
“Each slice is going to be a kite. I don't know how flying a pep and sausage pizza will go, so give me four slices to try it out!” (Cut the pizza into four slices.)
[Mushroom] [Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni + Sausage]
“I'll have a mushroom flatbread and a Classic Meat.”
“I want mushroom on plain dough and pepperoni and sausage on a cheese pizza.”
Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni + Sausage + Fig
“For as much as I love fancy figs, I love some good old fashioned classic meat. What should I do if I want to eat both at the same time?”
“You're right, I should just get fig, pep, and sausage all on one pizza!”
“What can you find in the pearl of the Mediterranean Sea? It's Kebda!”
“It's a type of beef liver sandwich. Maybe a pizza with pepperonis, sausage, and vegetables would taste similar?”
Manakish
Cheese + Sausage
“I miss having breakfast in my hometown. Could you possibly make me a manakish?”
“It's also coined the "Arabic Pizza", simply with regular dough, cheese and sausage only!”
Margherita
Tomato Sauce + Cheese + Basil
“Why do people always have such complicated orders? "No pain, no grain" sounds ridiculous! No way that tastes good. A simple Margherita is enough for me.”
“What can I say? I'm a pizza purist! Dough, sauce, cheese, and basil are all I need.”
[Tomato Sauce + Basil] x2
“Can I get two margherita pizzas? Oh, and I don't need that messy, gooey cheese mucking it up...”
“All I want is two pizzas with tomato sauce and basil.”
Tomato Sauce + Cheese + Bacon + Basil
“Top some of that salty bacon you have on a Margherita pizza, please!”
“B-A-C-O-N! On dough, tomato sauce, cheese, and basil.”
Tomato Sauce + Cheese + Basil + Zucchini
“I hear you have the freshest zucchinis in town. But how do they taste on a Margherita pizza?”
“Cheering for my favorite team during today's game made me so hungry! I had to come here for two fruit pizzas.”
“Top two cheese pizzas with all the fruits you have available. I'm starving!”
“Can I have two sun-kissed fruity pies?”
“Two dark crust pizzas with sauce, cheese, and all your fruit!”
“Cheese, olives, bell peppers, pineapple, eggplants, sliced tomatoes, jalapenos, avocado, figs, zucchini, and sauce for one, and cheese, olives, bell peppers, pineapple, eggplants, sliced tomatoes, jalapenos, avocado, figs, zucchini, and sauce for the other. Make them well done. That's it.” (Run the pizza through the oven twice.)
“I want one pizza with seafood, one fruity pig, and one Stinky Pete. But could you add avocado to each one and cut them into 8 slices?”
“Seafood toppings on one; red meat, olive, bell pepper, and pineapple on two; anchovies and onions on three. All should have cheese, sauce, and avocado. Cut them four times.” (Cut each pizza into eight slices.)
“Three pesto pies, if you will. One should be a meat lover's, one should be vegetarian, and the third should be a salty sailor. But put avocado on all three and cut them twice.”
“Red meat and avocado on one pizza; vegetarian for the second; olive, anchovy, and avocado for the third. Cut all of them into fourths.”
Fungi pizza
Sauce + Cheese + Mushroom + Truffle
“I want everything except fruit, veggies, and meat. Well done, please!”
“Basically, I want a cheese pizza with fungi. Double-baked!” (Run the pizza through the oven twice.)
“Greetings to you popular pizza proprietor! Your prowess has piqued the palates of our organization: The Stewards of Scared Ingredients! You might have noticed our lodge across the street.”
“The saucesayers have foreseen a transcendent za, so we intend to test you with trials of talent and taste. But for now we want three pies. One with meat. One with Veggies. And one with neither.”
“One cheese pizza. One vegetarian pizza. One pizza with meat.”
Pineapple Steward
Sauce + Olive + Bell Pepper + Pineapple + Eggplant
“If your pizzas are truly elite, prepare me a pie that's totally sweet!”
“All the fruit; hold the meat, not even cheese, but don't put it on wheat.”
“If your pizzas are truly elite, prepare me a pie that's totally fruity!”
“All the fruit; hold the meat, not even cheese, but don't put it on wheat.”
“Saddle up, buckaroo, I reckon you've slung your fair share of pies, but if'n you're tough tootin' enough for my trial, I'm gonna need to see a mighty meat pie.”
“Keep quadrilateral meat to one side; the other meats can straddle both sides. Pork only, partner.”
Basil Steward
Anything
“I'm a saucesayer. Make me a pizza that reveals your destiny.”
“Can you bring balance to the sauce? I seek a pizza of peace, respectful of mother earth and her bounty.”
“Group ingredients that grow in the ground and those that hang above the soil. And I hate pineapples.”
Wheat Steward
Wheat Dough + Sauce + Cheese
“...”
“...”
“(It looks like the goat wants a cheese pizza on wheat)”
Anchovy Steward
(Sauce + Anchovy) + (None)
“Some believe that your pizza was foretold by the saucesayers. I think there's something fishy about you... and I want you to prove it.”
“Show me a pizza like a deserted beach. Fish swimming in the sea, and not a soul on the sand.”
“Half with Anchovies in a saucy ocean. Half with nothing on it.”
Final Steward
Players can make anything for him, it doesn't matter; he’ll always have the same answer. Peppertiti is the actual challenge and comes in after you serve him a pizza.
Anything
“My partners report that you have passed all the trials, but the saucesayers foresaw a transcendent za.”
“If you're the chosen one, you'll figure it out.”
“Fair pizza prodigy, I have been sent to provide you the penultimate test of true pizza perfect. Your time has nearly come”
“If you truly are the Chosen One, you will soon understand...”
“Risen up from earth's decay and sun's radiant nectar required. Death's repose cannot be savored without sweet slice of life. Two sides balanced and made whole.”
“It's the riddle of pizza, buddy. I can't rest until I have a pizza that balances life and death. That's half life and half death. On whole wheat.”
Chapter 3
Surfer Dude
Sauce + Cheese + Anchovy
“Howzit, brah? Spent all morning riding some straight macking waves... hit me with that ono seafood!”
“You probably don't remember me but I came in during PizzaCon. I knew you'd reign supreme when I tasted your pizza!”
“I wanted to come back in, order a supreme pizza, and congratulate you on how well you did in the competition!”
Sauce + Cheese + Bacon
“You must have had a secret formula do so well at PizzaCon! [pause]I bet it was bacon! No one can resist a pizza with bacon on it!”
“All this talk about bacon has really made me hungry for some!”
Sauce + Cheese + Pineapple
“I can see why this place did so well at PizzaCon. There's such a sweet vibe in here that walking in makes me want to order a pizza that's just as sweet!”
“One sweet pizza with your sweetest topping, please!”
“My friends didn't visit here during PizzaCon and won't believe me when I tell them you deserved to win. So, I came to get two meat pies that'll make them fall in love with your pizza!”
“Once they chow down on two of your amazing Meat Lover’s pizzas, I'm sure they'll shut their pie holes for good!”
Sauce + Cheese + Chicken
“Hey, way to go on doing so well at PizzaCon! If I were you, I'd probably be too chicken to compete against Dr. Keh!”
“The robot couldn’t handle my order. Two pizzas. One with sauce and cheese, but split them on the second pizza. Shrimp and corn on the second pizza, but split them on the first pizza. Onions only on the cheese side of the second pizza.”
“One pizza with half corn and half shrimp. Second pizza with half sauce, half cheese. Add onions on the cheese side, corn and shrimp on both sides for the second pizza.”
[Sauce + Cheese + Ham] [Sauce + Cheese + Chicken]
“My friend went to BDP for a chicken pizza and I came here for a ham pizza. But now I kinda want a chicken pizza, too.”
“I'll just order both here so I don't have to wait in that line.”
Sauce + Cheese + Onion + Anchovy + Garlic
“Finally, a pizza shop that's not BDP! They're way too fancy for me. Sometimes you just want a real stinky pizza you know?”
“I'll take whatever you got that's nice and stinky!”
“I was afraid I wouldn't be able to get food in time for my party if I had to wait in that line across the street. Three pies. One vegetarian, one with all the meats, and one vegan.”
“One vegetarian pizza, one pizza with every kind of meat, and one vegan pizza.”
“I saw that Angelica lady come in here once. No wonder they fired her if she was eating pizza elsewhere. I'll take a pork pie so that I can see why she'd want to eat here instead.”
“You know? A pizza with anything made out of pork.”
Sauce + Cheese + Garlic
“With all the news about BDPs shutting down, I figured it was time to get my garlic fix elsewhere.”
“Please tell me you serve garlic!”
“That whole thing with BDP randomly stopping production kind of weirded me out, so I'm trying to avoid going there. Which is a bummer because I loved their garlic pizza!”
“It's hard to find a pizzeria that makes garlic a priority.”
[Sauce + Cheese + Onion + Anchovy + Garlic] x2
“I don't know what's going on with BDP, but it really stinks! Maybe a stinky pizza or two will make me feel better.”
“Two Stinky Petes with garlic would be perfect!”
Sauce + Cheese + Chicken + Garlic
“I hope that Megabyte is alright now that the BDP across the way shut down. It always made an amazing chicken and garlic pizza!”
“If you could make me one even close to its quality, I'd really appreciate it.”
“A little birdy told me that BDP has had some suspicious dealings and might not be around for much longer. Which is a shame because they made the best chicken and garlic pizza!”
“I don't really want to give money to them if they are actually doing something bad, so I was hoping you could make me a chicken and garlic pizza instead.”
Sauce + Cheese + Sliced Tomato
“Honestly, I'm kinda glad that BDP shut down. I hated waiting in line forever just for some sliced tomatoes.”
“I mean, I'll wait a little while for a sliced tomato pizza, but those lines were too much.”
“I'm surprised all this weirdness with BDP isn't making the news. Either way, I think I'll just get my sliced tomato fix here from now on.”
“Please tell me you serve sliced tomatoes as a topping!”
Sauce + Cheese + Corn + Sliced Tomato
“Seems like BDP has had some scandals so I'd rather stay away from it. How about a corn pizza with sliced tomatoes?”
“Just one pizza with corn and sliced tomatoes.”
Sauce + Cheese + Jalapeno
“BDP has really changed since its CEO left. For example, their jalapenos just don't have the kick they used to.”
“Hopefully yours will still bring the heat!”
“It's a shame that the pizzeria across the street closed. They made a mean jalapeno pizza!”
“Not to say that yours probably won't be just as good!”
“I wonder why that BDP craze is slowing down. I suppose it doesn't matter, as long as other places keep selling jalapenos!”
“I just want a jalapeno pizza from anywhere that'll serve it up nice and spicy!”
Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni + Bell Pepper + Jalapeno
“There's been a lot of drama in the pizzeria business lately, huh? I gotta say though, eating a real spicy pizza while watching all the hot gossip was fun!”
“At least there's still spicy pizza! Make sure to only put on toppings that are really spicy.”
“I always used to get one garlic and ham pizza and one jalapeno and pineapple from across the street. Any chance you could make them instead, now that they are closed?”
“I always get one garlic and ham pizza and one jalapeno and pineapple.”
“I was never a fan of BDP, and now with their CEO gone, they seem to be worse. Luckily, you seem to only have gotten better! Two pizzas with garlic, jalapenos, and sliced tomatoes.”
“Two pizzas with garlic, jalapenos, and sliced tomatoes!”
“I always got a vegetarian pizza at BDP because I heard somewhere that it was Ms. Béchamel's favorite, but now that she's gone it feels weird ordering it there.”
“Since you are so close to the BDP HQ she opened I figured it would be close enough to order it from you.”
“It's strange seeing that BDP closed down. I went there a lot to get a meat lovers and vegetarian pie for the family.”
“I'm sure they won't know the difference if I get the same thing from here though.”
Sauce + Cheese + Eggplant + Sliced Tomato
“I'm not sure what's going on with Big Data Pizza, so it just seems like a safer bet to get my eggplant and sliced tomato pizza elsewhere.”
“I love both eggplant and tomato as a topping, but it's hard to find a place that serves both!”
Chapter 5
Alicante
Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni + Sausage
“Oh, come on! I've been trying to make peace with the bears all day with no luck. Could you make me my favorite pie? I'm so hungry...”
“You know... pep and sausage?”
Buddy
Wheat Dough + Sauce + Cheese + Anchovy + Corn
“He'd like a grainy pizza with anchovies!”
“Sauce, cheese, anchovy, and corn on wheat, bud!”
Cicero
Anything
“One pizza, please.”
“Any kind of pizza will do.”
Flash
Anything
“I was gonna head out, but I'm kind of hungry. Do you mind fixing me up a pie?”
“Oh, anything will do!”
Nasir
Sauce + Cheese + (Zucchini) + (Artichoke)
“The WPA will let Cicero go, and I'll give the press a cover story so word doesn't get out about the Dough's true power. In the meantime, let's celebrate! With pizza!”
“One pizza with zucchini on one half and artichoke on the other.”
Octavia
Sauce + Cheese
“I need the nourishment of a cheese pizza.”
“I require a flatbread in its most delectable form with nothing atop except for sauce and cheese.”
Sauce + Cheese + Fig
“I usually despise toppings on perfect cheese, but for the sake of the trials, a fig pizza is necessary.”
“A Master Ovenist should always prepare for the unexpected. I will only repeat myself once. Sauce, cheese, and figs.”
Peppertiti
Sauce + Cheese + Mushroom + Fig
“Fruit so sweet and soft It has the power to heal Without it I am lost With fungus, makes a meal”
“Figs will play an important role. For now, I want to have them with mushroom.”
Plant Lady
Sauce + Cheese + Eggplant + Fig
“My favorite way to eat them is with eggplant, of course! Can I have a pizza with those toppings, please? Oh, and make it extra crispy.”
“A fig and eggplant pizza! Double-baked.” (Run the pizza through the oven twice.)
Sauce + Cheese + Onion + Zucchini
“I'd love some! Ya know, a lot of people haven't had zucchini on pizza, but that was my grandma's specialty when I was young. She'd add onions, too. You should try to make it!”
“My grandma would always pair zucchini and onion on pizza. I'm sure you can make it just like hers!”
Sauce + Artichoke
“Can I have an artichoke pizza without the cheese, please?”
“I just want to appreciate the artichoke taste without the distraction of cheese. Just dough, sauce, and artichokes!”
ZArena Customer Orders
Sauce + Cheese
“GO ALICANTE! Oh, wait-this isn't his shop. Well, this is awkward... I'll just have a cheese pizza, please.”
“Ahem-sorry about the confusion. Just a simple pie with sauce and cheese.”
Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni
“Have you tried Dr. Keh's fig pizza. I mean, WOW. I don't think you could top it, so can I just get a pepperoni?”
“Start with the dough, then the sauce, then top it with cheese and pepperoni slices!”
[Sauce + Cheese + Olive + Onion] x3
“You're no Dr. Keh. Give me three NOT FIG pizzas, just throw onions and olives on them.”
“Three onion and olive pizzas. Forget figs! I only get my fig pizzas from Dr. Keh, the REAL Master Ovenist.”
Sauce + Cheese + (Fig)
“I don't really like figs, but you're my favorite Ovenist and I want you to win. One pizza with figs on half of it!”
“One cheese pizza with figs on one side, please!”
Sauce + Cheese + Fig
“I want to see how your fig pizza matches up to the other competitors. Please make me one fig pizza.”
“All you need is dough, sauce, cheese, and figs!”
“I just know you're gonna win this competition! I can feel it. You know what else I can feel? My tummy rumbling! It needs that sweet, seedy fruit on dough.”
“Figs! I want a fig pizza.”
“Figs are sweet, and so are you! Don't let the other competitors intimidate you. Just focus on making me a fig pizza!”
“I'd like a pizza with the new ingredient! Figs, figs, figs!”
“It's time for my math final! I need the one-third of a dozen pizzas divided by two. One half of the order should have sausage, but only half of the sausage should be on whole wheat.”
“I need the one third of a dozen pizzas divided by two. One half of the order should have sausage, but only half of the sausage should be on whole wheat.”
Poet
Sauce + Cheese
“I saw you on the news That you make great pizza I'm in need of a muse It's a pleasure to meetcha I'll start simple if you please, A plain pie with sauce and cheese”
Sauce + Cheese + (Pepperoni)
“The siren scent of sauce entices Pepperoni and cheese in equal slices”
“Hi, I'd like to have a chinese panfried pork pie.”
“Well, you can give me one pork pizza and one flatbread instead. Chinese stuffed all the meat inside the pie, so I will just cover all the meat with the bread.”
Sauce + Cheese + Onion + Anchovy + Shrimp
“I'll have a seafood Pajeon.”
“Pajeon is the Korean way of saying scallion pancake. If you do not have scallion, then onion should do the work, thanks.”
Dracula
Sauce + Pepperoni + Bacon + Ham + Shrimp
“My favorite things to eat are... red. Think you can help me out?”
“That scarlet sauce, the crimson salami, the burgundy bacon, the rosy ham, the pink shrimp...”
Sauce + Cheese + (Mushroom) + (Bell Pepper)
“I'm on a new diet. Give me a mushroom-pepper pizza, but each gets their own half.”
“It's so hard to stay away from flesh, but it's for the best. Mushrooms on one side, bell peppers on the other.”
Tomato Sauce + Pepperoni + Bacon + Ham
“I must feast on a pizza fit for a Transylvanian count!”
“That scarlet sauce, the crimson salami, the burgundy bacon, the rosy ham...”
“I don't usually do vegetables, but I'll give them a try. But no onions!”
“My cousins hate garlic, but I've always despised onions more! I'll take all the other veggies.”
Art Girl
Players can choose to make whatever they want for her order.
Anything
“Hey! Could I have a pizza with a smiley face on it?”
“Make a smiley face with the toppings!”
“Yo! Could you make a pizza with your favorite animal on it?”
“Make an animal with the toppings!”
“Sup! Could you make a pizza monster!”
“Make a monster with the toppings!”
“Oy! Could you make a pizza showing social and economic inequality and the widening disparity between the wealthy and the shrinking middle class.”
“Illustrate it with the toppings!”
Iris
Iris speaks only in ASL, so you will not see anything in her speech bubble. Tapping the "Hint" button will have her write down her order. Doing so, however, will make you miss out on an achievement.
TIP: To know what she wants without the hint, pay attention to her payment. If she pays 7 Pizza Funds, she wants a cheese pizza; 10 for a pepperoni pizza, and 11.60 for a pepperoni and mushroom pizza.
Sauce + Cheese
“...”
“...”
“1 cheese pizza”
Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni
“...”
“...”
“1 pepperoni pizza”
Sauce + Cheese + Pepperoni + Mushroom
“...”
“...”
“pizza with mushroom, pepperoni”
Jamison
Sauce + Cheese + (Sausage)
“I think I'll have a cheese pizza today, but throw some sausage on half of it. I'll save those slices for breakfast tomorrow.”
“One pizza with cheese and half sausage, please!”
Sauce + Cheese + Sausage + Onion
“I'll have a pizza with ground pork and that veggie with all the layers. What is it called? They break into rings when you slice them.”
“Oh, I want a pizza with sauce, cheese, sausage, and onion. My favorite!”
“Hey, I'm sorry for everything these last few days. But... can you make us a pizza? Half pesto and meat, half tomato sauce and everything else?”
“We came up with a solution. Make one half of the pizza meats and pesto sauce. For the other one, put non-meat toppings on marinara.”
Events
This section is for active in-game events. Past orders can be found in the Archive.
Trivia
When thanking you, some customers may say that they would go searching for their pizzas if the pizzas were taken by a fire-breathing turtle. This is a reference to the plot of the 1985 Super Mario Bros. video game.
One of the orders which asks for Pumpkins talked about a pumpkin turning into a carriage, which is what happened in the fairy tale Cinderella.
One of the orders which asks for a mushroom pizza, where they say to not top it with animal, vegetable, and mineral references the 1880 Gilbert and Sullivan comic opera The Pirates of Penzance
An order asking for a pineapple pizza asks for a topping, which "would make a great house for an underwater sponge." The cartoon's titular character lives in a pineapple under the sea.
Asking "What?" to this order will have the customer say the first lyric to the show's theme song.
Another order, asking for seafood toppings and pineapple, also references the first lyric of the show's theme song.
Another order asking for pizzas with smelly toppings is actually a quote said by Mr. Krabs in the very first episode (Help Wanted).
This order was formerly for an anchovy pizza and when you asked "What?", when this was still the case, the customer will complete the quote, screaming "ANCHOVIES!!!".
The seafood pizza order is a reference to the animated movie Finding Nemo.
One order from Little Ovenists Event (2024) has someone having a tea party with a space ranger toy and a cowboy toy which are best friends. This is a reference to characters in the movie Toy Story: Buzz Lightyear and Woody.
Asking "What?" to this order will have the customer say that they "love hearing their toy stories", likely another reference to the movie.
One of the orders which asks for a shrimp pizza, where they say "there's a million ways to cook it," is a reference to the movie Forrest Gump.
